so it started out as a halloween thing (although my mind might have done so bc it was fat tuesday yesterday) and we were all going out to sf to do costume party stuff, and it was like an entire town thing. like every store and everyone was involved and participating. so we (not sure exactly who was there) got to this one party at a business whose owner we somehow knew, and in my costume (i forget what it was but…i was like pretty fucking good) and these hot chicks tried to grab me to go with their party but i got dragged back into the lame ass party we were in by someone. so our party wound down pretty early, and i was super disappointed, so we all wandered up and down sf, and we were somewhere on the edge of commercial districts, perhaps analogous to the marina district. we progressed uphill in search of bars or parties, and managed to wind up at an amsterdam weed cafe style joint on a very steep hill. btw there was an uphill trolley running on a mechanism similar to those in-home wheelchair lifts. after deciding getting stoned wouldnt be the most ideal choice, considering there were no girls at the place and it was pretty much empty, we progressed to the wharf and wound up on a party boat. only this boat eventually contained a terrorist who had several nuclear devices hidden on the ship, and was planning to bomb SF harbor. at this point the halloween backdrop sort of disappears… so after much martial arts and sworrdfighting with unnamed and faceless enemies, i bumped into this super hot girl who was also swordfighting on our side. although at first we almost killed each other bc i thought she was the enemy. so logn story short we try to have sex while all of this is going on, but i have a fucking nuke to defuse, so i push her into a small closet on the ship’s bridge deck, (shes half naked of course, and im very disappointed that i still have to rescue the city) and promise her ill be back. after a frantic battle in the bridge room, i manage to detach the nuclear devices from the standard explosive portions of the bombs and toss the bombs into the sea. most of them detonated underwater, but i threw one of them too far, and it destroyed a portion of the harbor. my bad. oh shit, and i forgot to get the naked girl from the room i tossed her in. oops/
